alfie.

The ministry can kiss my ass.

Just sayin.

WHERE IS MY SISTER?

[ Private to Maisie ]
Are you tired of pasta yet?

[ Private to Ellie ]
Hey, while Maisie's still off globe trotting, you wanna come see Switzerland?

That muggle snowboarding thing? Bloody ace! Though admittedly it'd have been better if I could have charmed my board to stay in the air just a little longer on jumps. And I've never fallen down so much before in my life. It was really kind of embarrassing at first.

I also need to work on the heating charms around my flat. They're pretty shoddy. The past couple of days it's been cold enough in here that it hurts to play my guitar. That just won't do.

( Private to Remus & Kingsley )

( All is quiet but the drop of a gun. )